Today I accidentally became the subject of an important scientific experiment: Can a perfume make you attracted to yourself?

Result: Yes. Yes, it can.

I spritzed on Confessions of a Rebel Love High this morning, and about five minutes later, I found myself thinking, "Wow, who's that?" with a little growl (naturally).

It was me.

Somewhere between peach nectar, apple, and whatever sexy ghost is trapped inside this bottle, my brain short-circuited into full-blown self-infatuation. I would 100% swipe right on myself right now. I would buy me a drink. I would lean in too close across a tiny cocktail table and say something questionable yet charming.

It smells like confidence, bad ideas, and the kind of night you’ll be glad you didn’t skip.

And yes, I also saw you checking me out on the train, too, so this is not just about self-love.

Scientific findings: It’s entirely possible to become your own crush.

Further research needed: Immediately.

Would recommend: 13/10, wear with caution unless you're prepared to get weird about it.